10 March 2007

The REAL ID and the Bee

I've read that in nature the colors black and yellow tell one that something is dangerous. Classic examples of nature's danger signal are bees, wasps and snakes. By color coding, nature, in effect, ID's danger for us so that we can avoid harm. Since humans are pre-wired to recognize this signal, I believe we should capitalize on it so that we can all easily identify people who are harmful to us.

As far as who should be marked as dangerous, my first observation is that "We the People" are generally not dangerous - and thus do not need to be ID'ed. On the other hand, politicians and government employees are usually very dangerous - and thus should be marked. That's right, instead of American citizens being forced to carry an evil REAL ID, everyone associated with the government should be dressed in black and yellow as their REAL ID.

In my opinion, we should mandate that all government employees wear black and yellow striped clothing like killer bees, antennae and all. Not only will they look ridiculous, but such dress will inform everyone of their dangerous nature. Imagine, with all government agents wearing bee suits, we would instantly know if we were in the presence of danger. Not only are the ideas and programs they want to force upon us harmful, but most are as ridiculous and foolish as the bee suits our government agents would be wearing. On casual Friday, I suppose we could allow them to don black and white striped clothes like criminals or pirates. It would still have the same effect of warning us of the imminent threat they posed and keep them honest about their true intentions.

Dressing them as I suggest would also show how ridiculously numerous government employees are - like bees swarming a hive. Most people would be shocked and amazed to see just how many dangerous and useless government employees there really are, and mandating black and yellow striped clothing will make it very obvious.

By mandating that government employees dress ridiculously as bees, I believe it might also discourage anyone from joining such an evil and harmful organization. Can you imagine taking anyone seriously if they were dressed in this manner? Of course not, and that is why we should insist upon it. And once people stop working for the government we will realize just how foolish we were in thinking that we actually needed government and all the trouble it causes.

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Rebecca Iocca

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